kotovasiz » 18 минут назад писал(а):Раз уж мы заговорили за Иран [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOylaQJAYUI ]
Необязательно у тебя впереди ещё 40 лет, чтобы бросить свою нелюбимую жену- и жениться по-любви на 22-летней сотруднице АМа
Иветта! Я, как официально назначенный Необязательным Котом сват, интересуюсь: какого примерно размера калым будет для тебя приемлемым в данной ситуации
The cat jumped away, his fur bristled up like a porcupine and he gave me a look that said: "Don't you dare get any closer!" He then disappeared into the next room.
A few seconds later I heard him start to scratch violently at the door. The bird watched this without interest until he saw the cat jump backwards. Then he opened his beak again and laughed. His voice sounded similar to that of the headmaster's:
"So, what are you doing here, little fellow? Aren't you supposed to be at school?"
In the end I decided to answer him:
"Err... Well, yes, actually."
"Oh dear. What have they been teaching you there? And if you're not going to school, where do you live?"
After a moment's hesitation I answered:
To which the bird responded:
"Really? But I thought cats don't care about anything other than themselves. You know, like how long their claws are or whether there is good food around. They do everything for themselves. Like humans."
I didn't understand what he meant by this. Humans are also very self-centred, aren't they?
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